During my travels I have had the opportunity to purchase and devour (only half which I will discuss in further detail later) a Rocky Road candy bar by Annabelle.
Annabelle's marketing department declare the candy bar, "Delightfully light, fluffy marshmallow, topped with...roasted cashews..."
This is where the issue begins - The Rocky Road that I purchased literally had one cashew, just one! Imagine my dismay! To this end I warn candy bar enthusiasts that unless you are obsessed with a deluge of marshmallows revived by preservative life support covered in a chocolate layer so thin one might ask, "is this one of those ultra-thin condoms made of chocolate wrapped around a melted wand of marshmallow?"