Friday, July 30, 2010

Canada Dry

Not only does it taste amazing but Canada Dry has a fucking amazing website. Perfect way to make any Joe Schmoe wanna wet his whistle with some of that ginger gristle. Here is a look at the evolution of the logo for your eye's taste buds...






That's the good shit. This will NOT be the last time I post about Canada Dry, shit is too tasty.

- Mr. Peace Pipe

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Tonight's Journey


I definitely love Baby Ruth's (check out the FAQ page, very reassuring information) new creation "Crisp"

It's fucking awesome! I thought I liked normal Baby Ruth, but this shit is amazing - like a Kit Kat but with so much more dimension! Fucking badass.

Almond Joy (awesome island treat) and Whatchamacallit are obviously global favorites and there really isn't much to say.

Enjoy,
Mr. Peace Pipe

Rocky Road

During my travels I have had the opportunity to purchase and devour (only half which I will discuss in further detail later) a Rocky Road candy bar by Annabelle.





Annabelle's marketing department declare the candy bar, "Delightfully light, fluffy marshmallow, topped with...roasted cashews..."

This is where the issue begins - The Rocky Road that I purchased literally had one cashew, just one! Imagine my dismay! To this end I warn candy bar enthusiasts that unless you are obsessed with a deluge of marshmallows revived by preservative life support covered in a chocolate layer so thin one might ask, "is this one of those ultra-thin condoms made of chocolate wrapped around a melted wand of marshmallow?"


Saturday, July 24, 2010

Struttin' that ass

A dear friend of mine recently shared this bit of hilarity with me...I need not think that it needs an introduction:


STRUTTIN THAT ASS

but wait there's more, I would never leave you hanging: a remix:


STRUTTIN THAT ASS REMIX

- Mr. Peace Pipe

Friday, July 23, 2010

Flavor Research and Development I

Weeks have past but my mind has been full of high intensity flavor injected (heavily dusted) delicious (by all means) snacks. And delicious snack/convenient foods... to this end I bring you the unrelenting flavor development department of our savory friends DORITOS.

I think it's important that everyone know the work that goes into every amazing flavor of DORITOS taste blasted goldfish. Every bite is a carnal sin against the Gods of the ordinary (including God). Devour without shame, DORITOS is the holy altar from which distinct and life altering taste assaults the saints of flavorhood. Be one with the bretheren of the flavorhood.

At which point I present to you my very findings on the subject matter of a specific flavor named "DORITOS® Late Night All Nighter Cheeseburger Flavored Tortilla Chips" This is literally the full name of this messiah of taste bud martyrdom.














































I need to stress to humanity that this is only one of a few of DORITOS humanitarian advance in the nature of flavor. (Please don't forget that "TAKE 5" has 5 fucking shits in it: pretzels, preenut butters, carameloz, noogut, delicious). For example, your (and mine, this goes without saying, that being said) friends at DORiTos have been the fucking champs. Meet the taco flavor, full name: Late Nite Tacos at Midnight






























But this is only the beginning of the jihad of jitaste (the ultimate war of danger sexpionage and danger slut sex with individual neeeds) very bad man!

Listen, this isn't the rant of a man of many delicacies, this is me! Your BUDDY! Let's eat together. good stuff: The Official Frito Lay's list of Doritos flavors

Also a pretty tasty part of snackhoodery and deliciery: Doritos Flavors: The Complete Guide

This isn't goodbye by any stretch of the imagination, I will return with what your REALLY need to know as well as the issues that define us as a people.

- Mr. Peace Pipe

Welcome and let's begin...

This is the very first post of our lives. Let's be friends and share thoughts without prejudice.

Yours in magic and mysticism,
Mr. Peace Pipe

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