Tonight's Journey

I definitely love Baby Ruth's (check out the FAQ page, very reassuring information) new creation "Crisp"

It's fucking awesome! I thought I liked normal Baby Ruth, but this shit is amazing - like a Kit Kat but with so much more dimension! Fucking badass.

Almond Joy (awesome island treat) and Whatchamacallit are obviously global favorites and there really isn't much to say.

Enjoy,
Mr. Peace Pipe

Rocky Road

During my travels I have had the opportunity to purchase and devour (only half which I will discuss in further detail later) a Rocky Road candy bar by Annabelle.





Annabelle's marketing department declare the candy bar, "Delightfully light, fluffy marshmallow, topped with...roasted cashews..."

This is where the issue begins - The Rocky Road that I purchased literally had one cashew, just one! Imagine my dismay! To this end I warn candy bar enthusiasts that unless you are obsessed with a deluge of marshmallows revived by preservative life support covered in a chocolate layer so thin one might ask, "is this one of those ultra-thin condoms made of chocolate wrapped around a melted wand of marshmallow?"